Tag: cybertrivia

George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles. —Author Unknown   If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it. —Mark…

Remember, Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.   Most marriages are happy. It is trying to live together afterwards that cause the tension.   Marriages are made uneven.  …

“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude MacDonald   “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because…

“People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” —Mike Bechtle   “People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me,…

“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija…

“The aging process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over, and runs off laughing.” — John Mortimer   “Anyone can be confident with a full head…

“Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.” — Conan O’Brien   “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer…

Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.   When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.   Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone…

“When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”   The three most common expressions (or…

“If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.” – USAF Ammo Troop   “Never trade luck for skill.”   “If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.”…