Tag: cybertrivia

“People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” —Mike Bechtle   “People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me,…

“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija…

“The aging process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over, and runs off laughing.” — John Mortimer   “Anyone can be confident with a full head…

“Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.” — Conan O’Brien   “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer…

Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.   When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.   Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone…

“When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”   The three most common expressions (or…

“If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.” – USAF Ammo Troop   “Never trade luck for skill.”   “If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.”…

Lawyers don’t “bribe judicial officers.”’ HELL, NO! They facilitate them. Lawyers don’t ask court to “postpone cases”; they ask it to adjourn them. Lawyers don’t “find solutions”; they seek remedies.…

Only learned friends understand that; Lawyers don’t “correct” pleadings; they amend them. Lawyers don’t merely “think”(Who cares what you think anyway?); they opine. Lawyers don’t “outline” remedies or issues; they…

“Instant gratification takes too long.” ― Carrie Fisher “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” — Ellen DeGeneres “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know…