Man vs. Woman

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. Wives want to videotape the birth…

ILAW NING KINABAN

bangging pakadlum………. brownout! hinarun ning kadur’manang kapaributan sabrit ning posporosaringuy su mga tawo ugod-ugod na gurangbitbit ang tintiruhan ga huyom-huyominitaas ang ilawan gaserang daanilaw ning kinaban!

Try and try again!

There was once a famous ruler of Tartary whose name was Tamerlane. Like Alexander the Great, he wished to become the master of the whole world. So he raised a…

Five Biggest Scams in the World

Alves dos Reis printed himself real money Alves dos Reis was born in Lisbon in 1896. And when he was 28 years old he printed himself so much money that…

All About Trust

“Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.” ~ Corrie Ten Boom “To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.” ~ George MacDonald “You…

Two Different Worlds (Part II)

When I was finally assigned as Immigration Boarding officer, someone told me, “Angels, you will not find walking on the pier that easy so be watchful and careful.”-Lifted from Part…

The Baby Camel and the Mother

A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, “Mother, may I ask you some questions?The mother said, “Sure! Why son, is there something…

CatSU Retirees and the Winds of Change

Genes from my mother’s side assure members of our family long life, if properly nourished. My uncles and aunties lived beyond ninety years, mentally and physically fine with little attention…

Funny Newspaper Headlines

Man struck by lightning faces battery charge New study of obesity looks for larger test group Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25 Tiger Woods plays…

If you want to be happy….

Two men were jailed in the same cell. They were in the same conditions, but one of them was unhappy, and the other one was happy.“Why are you so sad?”…