The sign in a Norwegian lounge reads:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR
Tacked on the door of a Moscow hotel room:
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE U.S.S.R., YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT
An airline ticket office in Copenhagen reminds you:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS
In a certain African hotel you may choose between:
A ROOM WITH A VIEW OF THE SEA OR THE BACKSIDE OF THE COUNTRY
A sign on a clothing store in Brussels read:
COME INSIDE AND HAVE A FIT
A hotel notice in Madrid informs:
IF YOU WISH DISINFECTION ENACTED IN YOUR PRESENCE, PLEASE CRY OUT FOR THE CHAMBERMAID
This notice was posted on a Romanian hotel elevator:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.