The concierge in a Sorrento hotel lets guests know he’s on the job:
CONTACT THE CONCIERGE IMMEDIATELY FOR INFORMATIONS. PLEASE DON’T WAIT LAST MINUTES THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE TO ARRANGE ANY INCONVENIENCES.
Some German hospitals now display the sign:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED IN THE MATERNITY WARDS
A Roman doctor proclaims himself a:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES
The sign at the concierge’s desk in an Athens hotel reads:
IF YOU CONSIDER OUR HELP IMPOLITE, YOU SHOULD SEE THE MANAGER.
A sign in a Kowloon hotel warns:
IS FORBIDDEN TO STEAL HOTEL TOWERS. PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT PERSON TO DO SUCH IS PLEASE NOT TO READ NOTICE.
Visitors in a Czechoslovakian tourist agency are invited to:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS—WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.