A Rome laundry suggests:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest reads:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THAT PURPOSE.
A London restaurant advertised for help this way:
WANTED: MAN TO WASH DISHES AND TWO WAITRESSES.
A notice in a Vienna hotel urges:
IN CASE OF FIRE DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HALL PORTER
On a Leipzig (Germany) elevator:
DO NOT ENTER THE LIFT BACKWARDS, AND ONLY WHEN LIT UP
On a Belgrade (Yugoslavia) elevator:
TO MOVE THE CABIN, PUSH BUTTON FOR WISHING FLOOR. IF THE CABIN SHOULD ENTER MORE PERSONS, EACH ONE SHOULD PRESS A NUMBER OF WISHING FLOOR. DRIVING IS THEN GOING ALPHABETICALLY BY NATIONAL ORDER.