The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire’s in the East and the sun sets in the West.
Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat oin a thorn for sixty-three years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
The nineteenth century was a time of great many thought inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
The First World War caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anarchist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.
Nero was a cruel tyrant who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense.