Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Light travels faster than sound, so is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
Is it possible to have a civil war?
If all those smart-arse psychics know the friggin’ winning lottery numbers, then why are they still working?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what idiot came up with “Quit while you’re ahead?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?