Men discovered colors and invented paint. Women discovered paint and invented makeup.
Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping.
There after men have discovered and invented lots of things while women stuck to shopping./
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Boy: “Ah at last. I can hardly wait.”
Girl: “Do you want me to leave?”
Boy: “No, don’t even think about it.”
Girl: “Do you love me?”
Boy: “Of Course. Always have and always will.”
Girl: “Have you ever cheated on me?”
Boy: “Never. Why are you even asking?”
Girl: “Will you kiss me?”
Boy: “Hell no. Are you crazy?”
Girl: “Can I trust you?”
After Marriage… (Read from bottom to top)