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THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox AGE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 17…
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ON GROWING OLD
You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic. You know you’re getting older when you have a party and the neighbors…
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ON GROWING OLD
The older we get, the earlier it gets late. Old people are just young people who have been alive for a very, very long time. Why am I…
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ON GROWING OLD
Do you know the four signs of growing old? First, forgetting names. Second, forgetting faces. Third, forgetting to zip up and fourth, forgetting to zip down. You’re getting old…
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Performance Reviews
These quotations were allegedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large American corporation. “His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.” “I would…
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Funny medical records
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. The patient’s past medical history…
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Funny medical records
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.…
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SOME ADVICE FROM KIDS
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.…
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OLD PROVERBS IN THE MINDS OF CHILDREN
A first-grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb and had them cone up with the rest. Here are…