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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.   Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.…

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be the soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”   The sermon this morning: ‘Contemporary Issues #3…

Church office will be closed Monday. Halleluia. Halleluia.   This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.   Mr.…

“The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell…

“40-year-old female using toothbrush to make herself gag, accidentally swallowed toothbrush.”   “Abdominal pail. Diagnosis: tight pants and belt.”   “Forehead pain: Patient shot self in nose with BB gun.”…

Q: What type of bond holds the sodium ions and chloride ions together in a crystal? A: James Bond   Q: What is hard water? A: Ice   Q: What…

“Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.”   “Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.”   “The Magna Carta provided that no…

In a Nairobi restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.   From a Spanish shop entrance: Here speeching American,   In a Finnish hostel: If…

“Have you ever noticed… Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” George Carlin   “You have to stay in shape.…

CHURCH CAR PARK FOR MEMBERS ONLY Trespassers will be baptised   “No God No Peace. Know God Know Peace.”   “Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside ”   “Try our…