In a Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
From a Spanish shop entrance:
Here speeching American,
In a Finnish hostel: If you cannot reach a fire exit, close the door and expose yourself at the window.
Outside a Russian monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Air conditioner directions in a Japanese hotel room: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a chopstick wrapper in a Chinese restaurant: Can you eat with chopsticks Doctor told us / Be intell / eat by using chopsticks / Lots of people use chopsticks / So try eat your chopsticks / Right Now!
In a Japanese hotel room: Please to Bathe inside the tub.
In an Austrian ski lodge: Not to perambulate the corridors in the house of repose in the boots of ascension.