“People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” —Mike Bechtle
“People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass.” — Sophia Petrillo, “The Golden Girls”
“Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.” — Bo Bennett
“From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.” — Jarod Kintz
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” ― Edgar Allan Poe
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with a——s.” — William Gibson
“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.” ― James Branch Cabell, “The Silver Stallion”
“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.” ― Quentin Crisp