Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence…
Marriage is a thing that puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another term for a work permit.
Marriage is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking: the husband gives and the wife takes.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.