Humorous Facts of Life

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is always the husband.


Wife and husband always agree on a compromise: husband admits that he is wrong and the wife agrees with him.


Having one child makes you a parent but having two makes you a referee.


You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.


Life is like homemade ice cream: sweet and seasonal. Enjoy it before it melts.


Pets: the family members you get to choose.


With wisdom comes exhaustion.


Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.


Always keep your works soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.


Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.


Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?


By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.


If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo. If it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.

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