On a bathroom door: “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”
In a laundromat: “Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.”
In a London department store: “Bargain basement upstairs.” In an office: “Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday Please bring it back? Or further steps will be taken.”
Outside a secondhand shop: “We exchange anything bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?’
Notice in health food shop window: “Closed due to illness.”
Spotted in a safari park: “Elephants please stay in your car.”
Seen during a conference: “For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, There is a day care on the 1st floor.”
Notice in a farmer’s field: “The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.”
Message on a leaflet: “If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.”
On a repair shop door: “We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door The bell doesn’t work).”