Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better.
Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.
- Combatting The Impulse To Nag
- You Can Change The Oil, Too
- How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
- We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas
- Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
- How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football
- Parenting – Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
- How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop
- How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
- Get A Life – Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
- Balancing A Checkbook – Even You Can Get It Right
- Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility
- You, The Whining Sex
- Shopping – Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
- If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
- How To Close The Garage Door
- If You Don’t Want An Excuse, Don’t Demand An Explanation
- How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
- Living Without Power Windows – How To Turn A Crank
- Romanticism – The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation
- How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself
- Why You Don’t Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
- Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
- How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
- You Too Can Carry A Backpack
- Female Friendship – Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most 28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men
- Attainable Goal – Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
- How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste