Whatsamatta University’s Seminars For Women

Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better.

Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.

  1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag
  2. You Can Change The Oil, Too
  3. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
  4. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas
  5. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
  6. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football
  7. Parenting – Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
  8. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop
  9. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
  10. Get A Life – Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
  11. Balancing A Checkbook – Even You Can Get It Right
  12. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility
  13. You, The Whining Sex
  14. Shopping – Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
  15. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
  16. How To Close The Garage Door
  17. If You Don’t Want An Excuse, Don’t Demand An Explanation
  18. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
  19. Living Without Power Windows – How To Turn A Crank
  20. Romanticism – The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation
  21. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself
  22. Why You Don’t Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
  23. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
  24. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
  25. You Too Can Carry A Backpack
  26. Female Friendship – Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most 28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men
  27. Attainable Goal – Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
  28. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste

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