Nordic track $300 hardly used call chubbie
Bill’s septic cleaning “we haul American made products”
Shakespeare’s pizza free chopsticks
Found: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.
Hummels largest selection ever” if it’s in stock, we have it!”
Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
Nice parachute never opened used once slightly stained
Free: farm kittens. ready to eat.
For Sale: 2014 Lincoln Navigator: Fully equipped, GPS, iPad & MP3 ports, premium stereo package, onboard computer screen, premium chrome spoke wheels, low miles, must sell to first caller. Full price $99, cash only. Yes, this is serious. Husband ran off with secretary and said to sell his Navigator and send him the money.
Auto Repair Service: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
Child Care: Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
Free Rent: In exchange for elderly woman