Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go
When in doubt, mumble.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
When it comes to work, change is inevitable, except from the vending machine.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.