Cybertrivia:

Murphy’s Laws of Combat

Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

 

When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.

 

Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone else to shoot at.

 

The easy way is always mined.

 

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

 

If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.

 

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

 

If at first you don’t succeed, call in an airstrike.

 

If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

 

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

 

Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

 

If your attack is going really well, it’s an ambush.

 

The enemy diversion you’re ignoring is their main attack.

 

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: When they’re ready or when you’re not.

 

There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

 

The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

 

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

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