Progress is made on alternative Fridays.
No one’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
As soon as the flight attendant serves coffee, the airplane encounters turbulence.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
When reviewing your notes for a test, the most important once will be completely illegible.
A free agent is anything but.
The least-experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
The one item you want is never the one on sale.