(Following are advice given on the following products’ labels or packaging.)
“Not to be used for anything else.”
Japanese food processor
“Do not iron clothes on body.”
Rowenta Iron
“Do not use to pick up anything that is burning.”
Unknown brand vacuum cleaner
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
Nytol sleep aid
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
Child-sized Superman costume
Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts.”
American Airlines peanuts