CYBERTRIVIA:

FUNNY QUOTES

“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.” – Mark Twain.

 

“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.”—Ogden Nash.

 

“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” – Anonymous

 

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late. Max Kaufman

 

Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind. Bernard M. Baruch

 

“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.” – Phyllis Diller

 

“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” Rita Rudner

 

“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino

 

“Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what.” – Anna LeMind

 

“I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.” – Erma Bombeck

 

“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.” —Doug Larson

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