“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.” – Mark Twain.


“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.”—Ogden Nash.


“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” – Anonymous


I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late. Max Kaufman


Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind. Bernard M. Baruch


“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.” – Phyllis Diller


“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” Rita Rudner


“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino


“Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what.” – Anna LeMind


“I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.” – Erma Bombeck


“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.” —Doug Larson

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