A healthy marriage is built on a strong foundation. That is why my marriage is on the rocks
“Marriage” isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always get the last two words in: “Yes, dear.”
Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Marriage is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one.
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
Arguing with your wife/husband is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end, you just give up and go ‘I agree.’