Trust everybody…..then cut the cards.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Exceptions prove the rule…and wreck the budget.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Quality assurance doesn’t.
Exceptions always outnumber rules.
He who hesitates is probably right.
One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
The hardness of butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear. When there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.