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ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES (collected by actual journalists)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

 

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted

 

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

 

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

 

Farmer Bill Dies in House

 

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

 

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

 

Stud Tires Out

 

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

 

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

 

British Left Waffles on Falklands Islands

 

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

 

Eye Drops Off Shelf

 

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

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