Weekly Reflections:

The Wisest Sayings

  1. Never take things personally.
  2. Never end a relationship by text message
  3. Show up.
  4. Always use “we” when referring to your home team or your government.
  5. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
  6. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
  7. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
  8. Don’t dumb it down.
  9. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.
  10. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.
  11. Never park in front of a pharmacy, hospital entrance.
  12. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.
  13. Keep a picture of your first fish and first car.
  14. Hold your heroes to a high standard.
  15. Don’t text and drive.
  16. Never lie to your doctor.
  17. All guns are loaded.
  18. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.
  19. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.
  20. Take a vacation off of your cell phone, internet and TV once a year.
  21. Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.
  22. A handshake beats an autograph.
  23. Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.
  24. If you do something, do it with passion or not at all.
  25. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.
  26. Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.
  27. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires.
  28. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.
  29. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.
  30. Eat lunch with new kids.
  31. When traveling, keep your wits about you.
  32. It’s never too late for an apology.
  33. Don’t pose with booze.

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