Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better.
Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required:
- Combating Stupidity
- You, Too, Can Do Housework
- Resistance to Beer
- How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
- We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas
- Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called “Don’t Wash My Silks”)
- Get A Life – Learn To Cook
- How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong
- Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
- You, The Weaker Sex
- Reasons To Give Flowers
- Garbage – Getting It To The Curb
- You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please
- How To Put Down A Toilet Seat
- Give Me A Break – Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies
- How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
- The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
- Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
- Mother-in-Laws Are People, Too
- The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
- How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
- You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
- Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
- Attainable Goal – Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary
28. You Don’t Really Need That Porsche