Funny newspaper classifieds

1 man, 7 woman hot tub — $850/offer


Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.


Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.


Free puppies…part German shepherd part dog


2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15


Tickle me elmo, still in box, comes with it’s own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800


Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.


’83 Toyota hunchback — $2000


Star Wars job of the hut — $15


Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog


Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. unpleasant little dog.


Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue89 cents


German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.


Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. like new. slight urine smell.


Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.


For sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man) $50

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