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Funny newspaper classifieds

1 man, 7 woman hot tub — $850/offer

 

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

 

Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

 

Free puppies…part German shepherd part dog

 

2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

 

Tickle me elmo, still in box, comes with it’s own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800

 

Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.

 

’83 Toyota hunchback — $2000

 

Star Wars job of the hut — $15

 

Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog

 

Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. unpleasant little dog.

 

Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue89 cents

 

German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

 

Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. like new. slight urine smell.

 

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

 

For sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man) $50

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