Tag: cybertrivia

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm. Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy…

These are actual quotes of what people said in court, word for word:   Q: Did you see my client flee the scene? A: No, sir, I didn’t. But subsequently…

You know you’re getting older when you have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it. I was told by my doctor that I should start exercising. So I…

President Calvin Coolidge used to push the emergency buzzer and hide under the table from the Secret Service. The CIA attempted to train cats to gather intel in the 1960s.…

We say perfume disappears because of evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.   Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them…

Someday we may learn how to make magnets that can point in any direction.   A vibration is a motion that can’t make up its mind which way it wants…

When scientists broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open the atoms, they found they were stuffed with explosions.   While the…

If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.   When both sides are convinced they’re about…

Don’t look conspicuous; it draws fire. (For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.)   Never draw fire; it irritates…

Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.   When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.   Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone…