Cybertrivia:

Murphy’s Laws of Combat

If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

 

When both sides are convinced they’re about to lose, they’re both right.

 

Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

 

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

 

Weather ain’t neutral.

 

If you can’t remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.

 

Air defense motto: shoot ’em down; sort ’em out on the ground.

 

‘Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it’ll go.

 

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

 

Napalm is an area support weapon.

 

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

 

B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

 

Sniper’s motto: reach out and touch someone.

 

The one item you need is always in short supply.

 

Interchangeable parts aren’t.

 

It’s not the one with your name on it; it’s the one addressed “to whom it may concern” you’ve got to think about.

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