Kitchens don’t have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon, and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat them.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
Although in the twentieth century, it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the twenty-third century will have lost this technology.
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
It is not necessary to say hello and goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
A detective can solve a case only after he has been suspended from duty.