Ground crew seen using pennies to check tire wear.
Man with oily rag hanging from the back pocket of his dirty overalls turns out to be the pilot.
Voice on P.A. system warns you to keep your hands and arms inside the aircraft while it is in motion.
Just before takeoff, the flight attendant offers coffee, tea, or Valium.
Air sickness bags are printed with the Lord’s Prayer.
Pilot asks if anyone on board has jumper cables with them.
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither understands what you see in cats.