MAN REINCARNATED AS HIMSELF
Man Takes Out Restraining Order Against Imaginary Friend
Gnomes of Death Lure Divers to Drowning Horror
Prune Juice Makes You Stupid
God’s Autograph Sells for $500 Million
New Study Says “Stitch in Time” Saves Only 8
GRIM REAPER TO RETIRE-PEOPLE WILL LIVE FOREVER
World’s Oldest Woman Thrives on Lard and Booze
Jungle Tribe Worships Lay Leno’s Chin
Massive Loch Ness Monster Fart Swamps Tourist Boat
Beer Cans & Old Mattress Found on Mars
ALIENS TRAVEL TO EARTH FOR CHINESE TAKEOUT
Hair Space Alien Lives on Donald Trump’s Head
Art Collector Buys Forged Art With Counterfeit Money
Pope Has Super Powers!
Credit Card Explodes When Gal Goes Over Limit