“Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.”
“Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.”
“The Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense.”
“The Civil War was between China and Pakistan.”
“A myth is a female moth.”
“Miguel de Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote.”
“The colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.”
“Ben Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, ‘A horse divided against itself cannot stand.’”
“To change centimeters to meters, you take out centi.”
“Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.”
“In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.”