On a bathroom door: “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”

 

In a laundromat: “Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.”

 

In a London department store: “Bargain basement upstairs.” In an office: “Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday Please bring it back? Or further steps will be taken.”

 

Outside a secondhand shop:  “We exchange anything bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?’

 

Notice in health food shop window: “Closed due to illness.”

 

Spotted in a safari park: “Elephants please stay in your car.”

 

Seen during a conference: “For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, There is a day care on the 1st floor.”

 

Notice in a farmer’s field: “The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.”

 

Message on a leaflet: “If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.”

 

On a repair shop door: “We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door The bell doesn’t work).”