A man simply doesn’t have a clue what real happiness is until he gets married. But by then it’s already too late.
I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is. Scaring him is so easy.
My wife told me to go and get something that would make her look sexy. So I got drunk.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
How do you transfer funds even faster than electronic banking? By getting Married.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I sure miss him.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 45 minutes.
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds
I’ve been happily married for ten whole years.
And ten out of thirty isn’t bad.
Marrying a man for his good looks is like buying a house for its paint.
My wife has a contract to give lectures – it’s called a marriage licenSe.