On a scientist’s door: “Gone Fission”.
On a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
Outside a hotel: “Help We need inn-experienced people.”
At a music store: “Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.”
On a music teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”
On the door of a music library: “Bach in a min-u-et.”
In a podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.”
On another butcher’s window: “Pleased to meat you.”
Outside a radiator repair shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”
In a beauty shop: “Dye now ”
On the door of a computer store: “Out for a quick byte.”
In a dry cleaner’s emporium: “Drop your pants here.”
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Words to Ponder
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.