In a Nairobi restaurant:

Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

 

From a Spanish shop entrance:

Here speeching American,

 

In a Finnish hostel: If you cannot reach a fire exit, close the door and expose yourself  at the window.

 

Outside a Russian monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

 

Air conditioner directions in a Japanese hotel room: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

 

From a chopstick wrapper in a Chinese restaurant: Can you eat with chopsticks Doctor told us / Be intell / eat by using chopsticks / Lots of people use chopsticks / So try eat your chopsticks / Right Now!

 

In a Japanese hotel room: Please to Bathe inside the tub.

 

In an Austrian ski lodge: Not to perambulate the corridors in the house of repose in the boots of ascension.