In the window of a Swedish furrier the message reads: FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN

 

The room service in a Lisbon hotel tells you:

IF YOU WISH FOR BREAKFAST, LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND ASK FOR ROOM SERVICE. THIS WILL BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BRING YOUR OWN FOOD UP.

 

This sign was posted in a Scottish harbor:

FOR SALE BOAT SINGLE OWNER GREEN IN COLOUR

 

A sign at Budapest’s zoo requests:

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

 

A Polish hotel informs prospective visitors in a flyer:

AS FOR THE TROUT SERVED YOU AT THE HOTEL MONOPOL, YOU WILL BE SINGING ITS PRAISE TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN AS YOU LIE ON YOUR DEATHBED

 

A Seville tailor makes clear how he will handle commissions: ORDER NOW YOUR SUMMER SUIT, BECAUSE IS BIG RUSH WE WILL EXECUTE CUSTOMERS IN STRICT ROTATION

 

A dentist’s doorway in Istanbul proclaims:

AMERICAN DENTIST, 2TH FLOOR. TEETH EXTRACTED BY LATEST METHODISTS.