Remember, Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

 

Most marriages are happy. It is trying to live together afterwards that cause the tension.

 

Marriages are made uneven.

 

Marriage has its good side. It teaches you loyalty, forebearance, self-restraint, and many other qualities you wouldn’t need if you stayed single.

 

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.

 

Marriage is not a lottery. In lottery you have a chance.

 

Marriage is like a three-ring circus. First the engagement ring, second the wedding ring, and third the suffer-ring.

 

There’s a lot to be said about marriage. But try not to say it in front of the children.

 

Statistics prove that at least 50% of all people who get married on Easter are women.

 

If a woman does household chores for $250 a week, that’s domestic science. If she does it for nothing, it’s marriage.

 

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Quarrel with your wife and you sleep alone.