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Funny Quotes About Life

“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude MacDonald

 

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” ― Bill Gates

 

“When I was growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin

 

“Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen

 

“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.” ― Franklin D. Roosevelt

 

“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.” ― Muhammad Ali

 

“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner

 

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.” ― Mark Twain

 

“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’” — Dave Barry

 

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” ― A.A. Milne, “Winnie-the-Pooh”

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