MAN REINCARNATED AS HIMSELF

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World’s Oldest Woman Thrives on Lard and Booze

Jungle Tribe Worships Lay Leno’s Chin

Massive Loch Ness Monster Fart Swamps Tourist Boat

Beer Cans & Old Mattress Found on Mars

ALIENS TRAVEL TO EARTH FOR CHINESE TAKEOUT

Hair Space Alien Lives on Donald Trump’s Head

Art Collector Buys Forged Art With Counterfeit Money

Pope Has Super Powers!

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