“In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s your count that votes.” – Mogens Jallberg

 

“Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason.” – José María Eça de Queirós

 

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” – Winston Churchill

 

“If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.” – Jay Leno

 

“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president.” – Johnny Carson

 

“Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.”

 

“Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.” – Oscar Ameringer

 

“Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.” – Robert Byrne

 

“If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.” – Mark Twain

 

“I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.”

– Adlai Stevenson

 

“A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.” – Tex Guinan

 

“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” – Napoleon Bonaparte