On a scientist’s door: “Gone Fission”.

 

On a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”

 

Outside a hotel: “Help We need inn-experienced people.”

 

At a music store: “Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.”

 

On a music teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”

 

On the door of a music library: “Bach in a min-u-et.”

 

In a podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.”

 

On another butcher’s window: “Pleased to meat you.”

 

Outside a radiator repair shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”

 

In a beauty shop: “Dye now ”

 

On the door of a computer store: “Out for a quick byte.”

 

In a dry cleaner’s emporium: “Drop your pants here.”

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Words to Ponder

 

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

 

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.